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It’s Like that Seinfeld Episode Where Jerry says to George…

Posted by Peter on April 21, 2009
Cook County, litigation

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Ya know the one where George Costanza had the desk at Yankee Stadium where he could sleep in a hidden compartment and then Jerry called in a terrorist threat to get Steinbrenner to leave George’s office so George wouldn’t get caught napping

STEINBRENNER: Costanza here is busting his ass on those hats.

JERRY: think I’ve changed my mind.

STEINBRENNER: You don’t want them, then goodbye.

GEORGE: ??? sir.

STEINBRENNER: Well what do you want instead?

JERRY: What?

STEINBRENNER: Well, you’re the terrorist. You’re going to want something.

JERRY: I guess it would be nice if you called all the ticket holders if the game was going to be rained out.

That was absolutely the first thing that came to mind today when I got a call from a judge’s clerk telling me that she had an emergency and won’t be on the bench tomorrow. I’m not criticizing the absence, judges are human too, rather complimenting the call that our case is not going to be handled tomorrow rather than getting everyone downtown, waste time, money and days off from work, and then get the continuance.

It’s nice when the Court can call the lawyers when Court gets “rained out”!!!

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